maa ne kaha beta ek bahu laado

meri maa ne kaha hai mujhse beta mujko bahu la do,
maine kaha maa kaha milti hai bus itna bata do.

mere baba mujse bole beta shadi karle tu jawan ho gaya hai,
maine kaha baba baat kehne ki nahi hai yeh to mujhe bhi pata hai.

dada bole lado beta mujhko ab iss lathi ka ek sahara
maine kaha koi aaye to mile ishara aur mujhko mile kinara.

dadi boli jaldi shadi karle ab nahi raha jata hai,
maine kaha tum to bol deti ho mujhe se to bola bhi na jata hai.

behen boli bhaiya ab to bhabhi lado
maine bola munni.. shadi ka laddo pehle tujhe na khila doon?

bhai bola bhaiya tum fatafat karlo phir mera number lagado,
maine kaha deepak.. teri baatein maa ko bata dun?

mere dost mujhse bole raaj tu kar le aashiqi,
maine kaha yaro koi milti nahi.. koshish to bahut ki.

mera boss bola beta settle ho jaao,
maine kaha uncle itne paise kaha se lau?

bus yaaro kisi ne kaha hai time har kutte ka ata hai,
main to phir bhi insaan ki category me aata hoon.

par waqt se pehle aur bhagye se adhik kisi ko kya mil pata hai,
bus raaj sahi waqt ka intzaar farmata hai.