yeh bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho

paseene paseene huye jaa rahe ho,
yeh bolo kahaan se chale aaa rahe ho,

hamein sabr karne ko kehto rahe ho,
magar dekhlo khud hi ghabra rahe ho,
yeh bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho?

yeh kiski buri nazar tumko lag gayi hai,
barishon ke mausam mein door jaa rahe ho,
yeh bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho?

yeh aaina hai, yeh to sach hi kahega,
kyon apni hakikat se katra rahe ho,

paseene paseene huye jaa rahe ho,
yeh bolo kahaan se chale aa rahe ho?

woh puraani yaadein

kaash laut aati humaari woh puraani yaadein,
woh brown and white background pe verdana ka font,

woh sabse juda interface aur lightening fast speed,
ban jaati post automatically thi woh pleasure to read,

left side pe sajaa hota tha chhota sa apnaa avtaar,
neeche uske the links aur total posts ka shumaar,

control panel mein hi hoti thi doston ki line,
messaging ke options bhi the kitne fine,

har cheez thi uski doosre forums se nyaari,
thi humaari puraani site haaye kitni pyaari.

holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang

UP election ke baad, 

maya boli modi se....

holi kaise khelu re modi tere sang,
buri tarah se haar ho gayi, iss chunaao ki jung,
haathi mera soo gaya tha, peeli thi usne bhang,
holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang..!!

modi ne gholi kesariya, maya ne neeli rang,
neela rang chard na saka janta par,
main dekh kar ho gayi bahut dang,
holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang..!!

bhar bhar pichkaari tune aisi maari,
meri choli ho gayi thi tang,
geele sare mere kapde ho gaye,
chamak rahe the mere saare aang,
holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang..!!

akhilesh babuaa modi se bola,
huyi karari haar meri,  cycle khaa gayi thi jang,
bachi kuchi kasar, raahul ne puri kar de,
jab se mila tha uska sang,
holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang..!!

cycle meri puncture ho gayi thi,
baithi thi do saawari bhaari,
itna bojh kaise samhaale,
akkal gayi thi mere maari,

pariwaar bhi sahara na de saka,
unsse bhi ho gayi thi jung,
holi kaise khelu re.. modi tere sang..!!

jab jab humein pyaas lagti hai

jab jab humein, pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai,

unki deewangi mein hum
ho gaye iss kadar deewane..

ki har ladki ki maa,
apni saas lagti hai..

this is the time when I should say

beautiful stars in the sky and the flowers light blue,
its a dream world, just me and you.

birds are flying high in the sky,
you are smiling, but a bit shy.

clouds had covered the shining moon,
I believe there will b a shower very soon.

this is the time when I should say,
that I love you every second of every day.

how much I love you, you can find in my eyes,
it is as deep as the oceans, and as high as the skies.

C++ Program To Propose A Girl

#include<std isd pco.h>
#include<love.h>
#define cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(“i love you”);
scanf(“100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “gaali”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “sandal “)
exit(1);

else if(reply == “i love you”)
{
lover =cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30 ;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
||lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->iluvu;
scanf(“100%”,&reply); /* “i love u” already stored in
reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}

ek trainee tha anjana sa

ek trainee tha anjana sa,
coding karne se woh darta tha,
copy paste karke idhar udhar se,
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha.

chori chori chupke chupke,
discussions mein soya karta tha,
jab delivery honi hoti thi,
raat raat bhar jaga karta tha.

kuch aata nahi tha usko,
jaane kaise deliver karta tha.

jab bhi milta tha kisi doosre developer se,
unse aksar yeh poocha karta tha..
coding kaise hoti hai?
yeh coding kaise hoti hai?

aur woh developers
bas yahi kah paate the..

ankhe khuli ho ya ho band,
deedar code ka hota hai,
kaise kahoo main o yara,

yeh code kaise hota hai?

kya hai yeh jadoo hai, koyi code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro, deliver ho jata hai,
door kahi onsite par hote hain yeh sare faisle,
kaun jaane koyi bug kab kaise kaha mile,

jiske naseeb mein ho likha,
acceptance useeka hota hai,
kaise kahoon main o yara,

yeh code kaise chalta hai...

main ne kaha dil ruba

main ne kaha dil ruba,
usne kaha paise dikha,

main ne kaha paise nahi,
usne kaha aise nahi,

main ne kaha mehangayi hai,
usne kaha.. ja tu mera bhai hai.